Tuesday, May 22, 2012

cooked bacon

I hate it when someone walks into my office and goes, “oh, I see somebody’s really busy…”

Look. Just because I’m looking at pictures of hoboes on google images or memorizing Michael Rapaport’s imdb (try me asshole) doesn’t mean I’m not busy. OK, maybe it does. But it doesn’t mean I don’t have anything better I should be doing, jerk.

Anyhoo, here’s me trying to look busy.

cooked bacon

some bacon

take out a pan.

be a man*.

fry some fucking bacon.

I shouldn't have to explain this.
yup, I used this pic twice. you're reading a blog on how to cook bacon. who's the bigger idiot?

*or at least put on some goddamn pants.

1 comment:

  1. I always use my bacon tray to make bacon. Does that mean I forgot to put on pants?