rooostah

i hear barry white songs in my head whenever you’re around me, rooster sauce.

If you don’t keep sriracha aka rooster sauce around, start. Hell, I keep some at my desk. It’s good on everything. It’s my personal hot sauce of choice for street tacos, a great addition to a soup that needs a kick, a friend when you need one & perhaps an arch nemesis when you need one*. It's crazy addictive. You start thinking "maybe I'll put some rooster sauce on that..." about everything. Things you never would consider applying hot sauce to. Like pasta & minor sunburns. If you’ve never made garlic bread with sriracha, go do it now. I’ll wait for you. I’ll be in my office**

*superheroes only on that one.
**kiddie pool filled with beer.